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If all else fails read the instructions!
I try to be the person my dog thought I was.
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"I'm from the Goverment and I'm here to help you". 
RAY Chevradioman http://www.vccacolumbiariverregion.org/1925 Superior K Roadster 1928 Convertible, Sport, Cabriolet 1933 Eagle, Coupe 1941 Master Deluxe 5-Passenger Coupe 1950 Styleline Deluxe 4-Door Sedan 1950 Styleline Deluxe Convertible 2002 Pontiac, Montana, Passenger Van 2014 Impala, 4-Door Sedan, White Diamond, LTZ 2017 Silverado, Double Cab, Z71, 4X4, White, Standard Bed, LTZ If you need a shoulder to cry on, pull off to the side of the road. Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
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"The check is in the mail".
Chat Group Chapter Member
Current rides;
1968 Camaro rs/SS 350 4spd
2000 Blazer LT
2005 Malibu Maxx
2007 Acura TDX
Last total restoration;
1932 Sport Coupe
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Shade Tree Mechanic
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From experience
"Don't break wind in the shower"
Chevy lover
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"dear, if you let me buy that 57 vette, i'll never want another car, ever". that was in 1969. still have the ole girl(both the 57 and the wifey) and a "few" other vehicles.mike
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Backyard Mechanic
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Too many people quit looking for work after they
find a job....
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Yes I have heard , in case of danger, like a big old bear heading for the hunting camp to "break camp and run into the wind"
not to "break wind and run into the camp".
Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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My second favorite is:
"Fool me once shame on you; fool me twice shame on me"
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Shade Tree Mechanic
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If you are going to be a sheep you might as well be a ram.
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Backyard Mechanic
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Gary Van Dyken,
"There will never be another EWE."
An old Canadian lament!!
JOHN GILL
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I have got to copy some of these down.... I like yours a lot Gary, but isn't a ram a MOPAR? LOL 
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I used to tell my boys (when they were growing up) and my sales people (when I was trying to "educate" them on the art of selling)......
It's not likely you'll learn anything if you're doing all the talking.
Bill.
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"Practice what you preach"
Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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Hey Wayne,
Just a thought......
Wouldn't it be easier to just hit the 'print' button rather than trying to "copy" these one-liners, pieces of advice, words to live by, expressions, etc. etc.
Bill.
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Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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Bill, I use the "copy" button and then go to a blank Word page and use the "paste" button, the word 'copy' doesn't mean handwritten anymore. Using the 'print' button means I would be printing everything without any editing.
When I was in your type of business (selling) the line I used was:
"If a customer buys only what they came into the store for, you have not sold them anything"
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Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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Shade Tree Mechanic
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Here's a good one.
Never teach a pig to sing.
It wastes your time and annlyes the pig.
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HOW ABOUT
RUN THAT BY ME ONE MORE TIME, BUT JUST WALK IT
1928 NATONAL AB COUPE
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Shade Tree Mechanic
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GET THE BLUE CRESENT WRENCH!
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The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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Oil Can Mechanic
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A blind man on a galloping horse won't notice! Kipper 
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Disregard half of the salesman talk & believe half the rest! Kipper
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"What noise?" Kipper
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The Mangy Old Mutt
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