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3 legged dog limps into the saloon and says "I'm lookin for the man that shot my paw"
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VCCA members have access to a list of over 50 Technical Advisors who can help you with your car. It's worth the price of membership! While you can get a lot of information for free in this forum, sometimes the info that you REALLY need is only available from the right person. This is what "The World's Best Chevrolet Club" is all about!
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Sign in a grocery store:
"Snickers, 5 for 1.00$.(limit 4)"
:confused: :o :cry:
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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"Don`t worry about avoiding temptations as you grow older, they will avoid you"
"Four-Doors-Forever"
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Sign on a dock in Juneau, Alaska:
"Safety ladder, climb at own risk."
:confused: :o :(
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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"GEORGIA PEACHES--California grown--.89 cents a pound"
"Four-Doors-Forever"
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Sign seen on an electrical appliance store in Spokane, WA: "Go modern! Go gas! Go BOOM!" :o :( 
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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A guy who drives wide open......
Is not thinkin...
He`s just hopin...
burma shave
"Four-Doors-Forever"
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Sign and slogan for a local well driller:"We need your business-our business is going in the hole!"
Steve D
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"For Sale: Nordik Track Excerciser--hardly used"
call Chubby
"Four-Doors-Forever"
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Emergency Evacuation Plan posted in various places around an office building: "Run like Anything!" :o  
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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"I`m on a 30 day diet--so far I`ve lost 15 days"
"Four-Doors-Forever"
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Sign at Biggs Septic Tank Service (near Nashville Tennessee): "Call Monday thru Friday, sorry, we haul milk on weekends." :o :cry: 
The Mangy Old Mutt
"If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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"Criminal Lawyer-is a redundancy"
"Four-Doors-Forever"
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"I`ve had amnesia as long as I can remember"
"Four-Doors-Forever"
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Shade Tree Mechanic
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Going back to the original rules:
Do not fear the enemy, for they can take only your life. Fear the news media far more, for they will destroy your honor and our country!
Heart of Route 66 Region (Okla) VCCA
Chevys: 1929 LQ 1.5T; 1930 LR 1.5T; 1932 BA 5 pass coupe; 1941 Chevy 1.5T US Army Fire Truck, my vintage '82 Chevy Motor Home
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To have a safe Fourth, don't buy a Fifth on the Third!!!!
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Shade Tree Mechanic
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You better drive,your way too drunk to sing.
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"Do old men wear boxers or briefs?----Depends
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Shade Tree Mechanic
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No good deed goes unpunished .
chevnut
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"Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a raindance"
hoppy
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"Lead me not into temptation--I can find it myself"
"Four-Doors-Forever"
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Life's a long winding trail, love Jesus and ride a good horse!
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I dont need much leading either.
Tony
1938 1/2 ton Hope to drive it before I retire
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"You can`t soar with the eagles in the morning--if you run with the turkeys at night"
hoppy
"Four-Doors-Forever"
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"How long did it take for your wife to learn to drive"? "It will be 10 years in September."  
RAY Chevradioman http://www.vccacolumbiariverregion.org/1925 Superior K Roadster 1928 Convertible, Sport, Cabriolet 1933 Eagle, Coupe 1941 Master Deluxe 5-Passenger Coupe 1950 Styleline Deluxe 4-Door Sedan 1950 Styleline Deluxe Convertible 2002 Pontiac, Montana, Passenger Van 2014 Impala, 4-Door Sedan, White Diamond, LTZ 2017 Silverado, Double Cab, Z71, 4X4, White, Standard Bed, LTZ If you need a shoulder to cry on, pull off to the side of the road. Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
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