By your own definition you are shouting at us. As proof see the quote below:
"LOL = Laughing Out Loud
IMHO = In My Humble Opinion
THX = Thanks
TIP: DON'T TYPE IN ALL CAPITALS, BECAUSE THIS IS CONSIDERED "SHOUTING" AND NOT POLITE BEHAVIOR." (First and last quotation marks added.)
We can hear you quite well.
btw: (and, no dad-gone a-shouting)
wpa = we poke along or works progress administration
rea = rural electrification agency or railroad express agency
rfd = rural free delivery
ccc = civil conservation corps
vg = victory garden
et = early times (store-bought liquor of choice when in southeastern OH
You'll need ready command of the above in order to effectively communicate with Eastern Ed.