You may want to disregard this one too. Read at your own risk.
Now for the other meet plan:
This is for the TQs, trailered and towed cars.
a. All the above mentioned cars will be judged is the participant desires. Assistance will be furnished at no cost to help push your car it its right spot. Mirrors will be furnished. No Driver cars will be eligible. (They can be easily identified by bug lacquer and peeling paint on the exhaust manifold, etc. So don't even try to sneak one in.)
b. All drivers and occupants of Driver cars will be welcome to the event. We simply ask you to park down the block and around the corner and out of sight of the judged group of cars.
c. There will be foreign beer served at the Friday night get together. There will be premium mixed nuts, as well. There will be Karaoke and Driver folk can participate. Should be fun.
d. There will be a fashion show for the ladies that Friday night, as well. There will be both female and male professional models. There will be no Chippendales type stuff, stripping or stuffin' dollar bills.
e. There will be a one hundred fifty dollar ($150.00) entry fee for judging. Competent judges don't come cheap.
f. Awards night will find you at a surf and turf and roast duck dinner. Champagne will be had at no cost. Drink all you can hold. Harder stuff will be via BYOB.
g. Kids under 12 will be not be allowed at the Awards banquet. Nannies will be furnished at no charge. Driver car folk can come to the banquet. The charge will be eighty dollars each. Please wear your Sunday best.
h. Whilst sitting by your TQ you will be judged as to who has the best umbrella, lawn chairs, car type picnic baskets and accessories. Men and women dressed period correct for the era of their car will win extra points and awards.
i. For all men and women whose cars are to be judged, straw hats will be mandatory whilst you are at or near your car or on the lawn.
j. The lawn will be manicured as to look like the greens at Pine Hurst No. 2 course.
k. Those who do not win an award and have a legitimate complaint will get their entry fee money back.
l. All Driver car folks will address the TQ folks as "Mam" and "Sir." There will be no hugging, a-kissin' and back slapping. Good manners will be maintained throughout the event.
m. Driver car folks will not be allowed to camp on the lawn, build fires or stay up late a-making noise.
n. Fun for kiddies will include a pie in the face booth and a dunking machine. Any Driver folks willing to participate by putting your head through the canvas or sitting on the trip device over the water, will be appreciated. You'll be paid minimum wages.
o. A good time will be had by all.
You are welcome.
Charlie
BTW: As well thought out as this is, it's still a work in progress. It's hard to plan for eating the upper crust when all you've ever had was a cold 'tater. You know. Suggestions for improvements will be appreciated. (Putting a match to it will be considered, as well)
