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#81213 - 09/30/05 01:12 PM Best one-liner you know?
xxx xxx Registered: 04/11/02 Posts: 4232 Loc: Florida	What is the best advise one-liner you know? Something that you "live" by or could live by or be posted on your shop wall. My favorite is: "Don't let the wish bone replace the back bone" _________________________ See the USA in your Chevrolet...
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#81214 - 09/30/05 02:00 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
Junkyard Dog Junkyard Dog Tech Advisor Registered: 11/23/01 Posts: 13589 Loc: Eagle Point, Oregon	Years ago a VCCA member was asking the VCCA Technical Advisor for his year of car about what type of spark plugs to use in his vehicle. And, I will never forget the TA's reply because it is a total classic. His answer was: "If it will screw in it will work!" $;\)$ _________________________ The Mangy Old Mutt "If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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#81215 - 09/30/05 02:11 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
RGwiz RGwiz Registered: 01/10/02 Posts: 1789 Loc: Wayne, NJ	How 'bout... "If it don't make sense today apply the 24 hour rule!" _________________________ Chat Group Region member
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#81216 - 09/30/05 03:22 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
42bill 42bill Registered: 09/19/03 Posts: 3348 Loc: Portland, OR	If it ain't broke, don't fix it..... _________________________ www.rdgsons.com/vcca/toyz.jpg
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#81217 - 09/30/05 03:55 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
Lykemall Lykemall Shade Tree Mechanic Registered: 10/17/02 Posts: 120 Loc: Valley Springs, CA	I'm with 42bill, it took me a long time to learn it and sometimes I learned hard way but it's the most useful advice you can give someone working on an old car. _________________________ Chevy lover
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#81218 - 09/30/05 04:14 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
Super400 Super400 Shade Tree Mechanic Registered: 11/18/04 Posts: 80 Loc: Cascade Foothills of Snohomish...	"Ya gotta do what ya gotta do" _________________________ Jim Apache Hauler
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#81219 - 09/30/05 04:16 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
john gill john gill Backyard Mechanic Registered: 07/21/03 Posts: 497 Loc: ATLANTA, GEORGIA	Hello All, I believe it and I live by it!! - Love your neighbor as yourself!! Junkyard Man was a wonderful story and a wonderful man. There is a special place for him I am sure!! _________________________ JOHN GILL
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#81220 - 09/30/05 04:23 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
barry22 barry22 Shade Tree Mechanic Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 80 Loc: greensboro, nc	In God we Trust. All others must pay cash.
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#81221 - 09/30/05 04:33 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
Bob Galet Bob Galet Backyard Mechanic Registered: 11/25/04 Posts: 216 Loc: Pittsburgh, PA	"If it won't go in, get a bigger hammer" _________________________ 1939 Chevy 1 1/2 ton dually rear wheel pickup 1940 Chevy 1 1/2 ton single rear wheel pickup 1946 Chevy 2 ton cab and chassis 1977 Chevy 3/4 ton camper special 4x4 Obsessed 16yr old Chevy truck nut
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#81222 - 09/30/05 04:35 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
Gary Van Dyken Gary Van Dyken Shade Tree Mechanic Registered: 12/23/01 Posts: 77 Loc: Charing Cross, Ontario	Grease and oil is cheaper than parts.
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#81223 - 09/30/05 05:34 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
bingo bill bingo bill Shade Tree Mechanic Registered: 07/06/05 Posts: 75 Loc: clark, New Jersey	You can't borrow youself out of debt. _________________________ Bill http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/lsyorke/IMG_0400.jpg
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#81224 - 09/30/05 05:51 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
RGwiz RGwiz Registered: 01/10/02 Posts: 1789 Loc: Wayne, NJ	Oh yeah..."Make it fit" _________________________ Chat Group Region member
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#81225 - 09/30/05 06:40 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
42bill 42bill Registered: 09/19/03 Posts: 3348 Loc: Portland, OR	Oh man, I just LOVE this one..... K.I.S.S. Keep It Simple Stupid. We hear over and over in here that after replacing / re-doing all the 'hard things' that it was just a 'simple, little thing' that caused the 'problem.' And, ain't it amazing, we've ALL done it....... Bill. _________________________ www.rdgsons.com/vcca/toyz.jpg
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#81226 - 09/30/05 07:22 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
MrMack MrMack Registered: 12/14/01 Posts: 9135 Loc: Central Texas	"Deep down he is a good man" it was an explaination as to why they burried the old lawyer in a 40' grave........ _________________________ Lone Star Region Chat Group Region member http://www.lsrclub.org Life's a long winding trail, ride a good horse!
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#81227 - 09/30/05 07:56 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
MrMack MrMack Registered: 12/14/01 Posts: 9135 Loc: Central Texas	How about this one: This bunch is hard to beat! and I mean every word of it, Thanks to everyone of you for your support, and your constructive and sometimes caustic criticisms. "I needed That!" _________________________ Lone Star Region Chat Group Region member http://www.lsrclub.org Life's a long winding trail, ride a good horse!
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#81228 - 09/30/05 08:11 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
Junkyard Dog Junkyard Dog Tech Advisor Registered: 11/23/01 Posts: 13589 Loc: Eagle Point, Oregon	"If you can't do it right.....then don't do it at all!" $;\)$ $\:D$ $\:D$ $\:D$ _________________________ The Mangy Old Mutt "If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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#81229 - 09/30/05 08:22 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
MrMack MrMack Registered: 12/14/01 Posts: 9135 Loc: Central Texas	You are right on John Gill Quote: I believe it and I live by it!! - Love your neighbor as yourself!! Junkyard Man was a wonderful story and a wonderful man. There is a special place for him I am sure!! Down deep he is a good man! Ha! Ha! _________________________ Lone Star Region Chat Group Region member http://www.lsrclub.org Life's a long winding trail, ride a good horse!
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#81230 - 09/30/05 08:25 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
john gill john gill Backyard Mechanic Registered: 07/21/03 Posts: 497 Loc: ATLANTA, GEORGIA	My Nephew's father told him; "you don't look like me but you got caught in my trap; so your mine". _________________________ JOHN GILL
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#81231 - 09/30/05 09:25 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
kipper sarnie kipper sarnie Oil Can Mechanic Registered: 05/15/05 Posts: 567 Loc: VERY Merry Ol' England!	If you think your good your comparing yourself to the wrong people. kipper junior _________________________ (.)(.) ( Y ) (.)(.) ( Y ) (.)(.) ( Y ) ( Y ) ( Y )
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#81232 - 09/30/05 09:27 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
kipper sarnie kipper sarnie Oil Can Mechanic Registered: 05/15/05 Posts: 567 Loc: VERY Merry Ol' England!	He who knows everthing. Learns nothing. kipper junior _________________________ (.)(.) ( Y ) (.)(.) ( Y ) (.)(.) ( Y ) ( Y ) ( Y )
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#81233 - 10/01/05 03:26 AM Re: Best one-liner you know?
dunfire dunfire Shade Tree Mechanic Registered: 11/06/04 Posts: 56 Loc: Palm Harbor, FL	Help wanted? Inquire within
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#81234 - 10/01/05 05:48 AM Re: Best one-liner you know?
Chev Nut Chev Nut Registered: 01/08/02 Posts: 9622 Loc: West Allis,Wi.	"For Sale" by owner......... _________________________ Chevgene
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#81235 - 10/01/05 06:20 AM Re: Best one-liner you know?
kipper sarnie kipper sarnie Oil Can Mechanic Registered: 05/15/05 Posts: 567 Loc: VERY Merry Ol' England!	I must get a round "Tooit" kipper junior _________________________ (.)(.) ( Y ) (.)(.) ( Y ) (.)(.) ( Y ) ( Y ) ( Y )
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#81236 - 10/01/05 09:56 AM Re: Best one-liner you know?
xxx xxx Registered: 04/11/02 Posts: 4232 Loc: Florida	I got some wooden round "to its" a few years back...LOL John, it all depends on how you 'love' your neighbor... Bet some local club could make shop banners with some of these quotes and make a buck or two... _________________________ See the USA in your Chevrolet...
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#81237 - 10/01/05 11:47 AM Re: Best one-liner you know?
George33Eagle George33Eagle Backyard Mechanic Registered: 09/30/04 Posts: 382 Loc: Glide, Oregon	If you love thy neighbor THAT way, don't get caught!
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